You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
Prince George is skeptical about Australia. I am skeptical of him having a full head of hair for longer than 20 years.
Uova in purgatorio (eggs in purgatory) with a tonnnn of leftover tomato sauce
GIRLS DON’T LIKE BOYS; GIRLS LIKE CATS AND MONEYYYYYY
Today I made pasta and had another bottle of wine. I consequently entered a carb and wine-induced coma
coachella fashion gives me anxiety and hives
I hate Spring Fling